“That’s right, the IRS thinks I passed away years ago.  I simply filed my final return.”

“I’m here because I overheard the Johnson’s say their tax refund this year is peanuts!”

- Famous Quotes -
"There are two systems of taxation in our country: one for the informed and one for the uninformed."

- Honorable Learned Hand, US Appeals Court Justice

"Over and over again Courts have said there is nothing sinister in so arranging one's affairs as to keep taxes as low as possible. Everybody does so, rich and poor, and all do right, for nobody owes any public duty to pay more than the law demands. Taxes are enforced exactions, not voluntary contributions. to demand more in the name of morals is mere cant."

- Honorable Learned Hand, US Appeals Court Justice

"The only time the average child is as good as gold is April 15th."

-Unknown

"I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash."

-Unknown

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